- School: please get a full night of sleep
- School: but don't forget to do 876543 hours of homework
- School: and study for tests
- School: be a well rounded student by joining clubs
- School: and participating in sports so you don't come home till 6pm
- School: don't be late for school
- School: but make sure you eat a full meal in the morning
- School: kids need a balanced diet
- School: here eat cardboard with red paint, it's called "pizza"
- School: if you don't type and double space your paper i'm not counting it
- School: but don't use the internet while doing homework
- School: but hey we need to be more technology involved, let's put all of your assignments on the internet
